I haven't done meta in a while, but this isn't really meta, more me expressing my SJAFKLSJKLAJFLDSKJFLKDAJALS thoughts in a somewhat-coherent manner. CECELIA MARIE HALPERT. Oh my GOSH. That's my name! Yes, I'm posting about the fictional birth of a fictional baby of a fictional Scranton couple. Yes, I'm getting weepy. This is not weird at all.
( i'm gonna go...wash my eyes now. )